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Excellent, Would Shit Again Terry Towel

  • $13.00
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Add a unique touch of personality into any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® is super absorbent, and is great for bar, bath, & sport!

  • 100% Terry Cloth
  • 17"x 22", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
  • Design: Excellent, Would Shit Here Again (starry pattern)