{"product_id":"bag-of-wooden-fucks-50-count","title":"Bag Of Wooden Fucks (50 count)","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally... a bag of fucks to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRunning low on fucks? We've got you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside this delightfully unnecessary little bag are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50 tiny wooden \"fucks\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eperfect for those rare occasions when you actually \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003edo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e have a few left to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand one to a coworker who's had a rough day. Leave one on your friend's desk. Toss one into a care package. Keep a stash in your purse, desk drawer, or glove compartment for emergencies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're rationing your emotional bandwidth or generously distributing your remaining fucks, this little bag has you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease give responsibly. Supplies are limited.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eIncludes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e miniature wooden \"fucks\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from lightweight unfinished wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReusable novelty pieces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaged in an organza bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious desk gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or just-because surprise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntended for laughs—not life advice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTherapists (who appreciate dark humor)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurnt-out adults\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOffice gift exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone constantly being asked to \"give a fuck\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese fucks contain no magical restorative properties and will not replenish your emotional reserves. Once given away, they are non-refundable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive responsibly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Choking hazard. Contains small parts. Not intended for children.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Temu","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48616001110241,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0486\/8158\/2756\/files\/Jul2_2026_10_07_05AM.png?v=1783012959","url":"https:\/\/hilarioushumanitarian.com\/products\/bag-of-wooden-fucks-50-count","provider":"Hilarious Humanitarian","version":"1.0","type":"link"}