{"product_id":"drink-your-water-bitch-glitter-motel-style-keychain","title":"Drink Your Water Bitch Glitter Motel Style Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay sassy and hydrated with our 'Drink Your Water Bitch' keychain, sparkling in a vibrant blend of blue and silver glitter. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt three inches long, it's not just a keychain; it's your sassy sidekick and a constant reminder to stay refreshed. Attach it to your keys and let it be your stylish hydration enforcer! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 inches in length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOTE: These are handmade. No two will be a like. Please be mindful of different screens and how the color can change from screen to screen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand: Erin Dayhaw\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"erin dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47911709376737,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0486\/8158\/2756\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-30at6.33.29AM.png?v=1769783699","url":"https:\/\/hilarioushumanitarian.com\/products\/drink-your-water-bitch-glitter-motel-style-keychain","provider":"Hilarious Humanitarian","version":"1.0","type":"link"}