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I Promise To Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey Soy Candle

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I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes"

Scent: Chill Vibes (Coconut Water + Mellow Mango) 

Seriously. If you were planning a journey, it'd be through the mountains and end on some tropical island. This ain't that. Fuck Cancer.  

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand-poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead-Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours