{"product_id":"mini-cat-on-toilet-surprise-pull","title":"Mini Cat On Toilet Surprise Pull","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"108\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"45\"\u003eMystery Toilet Cat Figurine Surprise Pull\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"48\"\u003eTiny. Unhinged. Pooping? We don’t ask questions around here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eMeet the internet’s newest emotional support object: tiny cats sitting on toilets for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Each mystery pull includes a random resin toilet cat figurine from a collection of 4 different cats that will be either an orange, white, gray, or black cat. You don’t choose the cat. The cat chooses you. Like fate. But weirder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"648\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Desk goblin decor\u003cbr data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e• Emotional support trinket shelves\u003cbr data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e• Weird little gifts for chaotic friends\u003cbr data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e• Tiny shrines dedicated to bathroom humor\u003cbr data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"603\"\u003e• Judging you silently from across the room\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eTHE DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e• Includes random mystery toilet cat figurine(s)\u003cbr data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e• Made from resin\u003cbr data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"740\"\u003e• 4 cat styles total\u003cbr data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e• Colors\/styles are assorted at random\u003cbr data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e• Figurines are tiny and ridiculously cute\u003cbr data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e• Each cat is seated proudly upon its porcelain throne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"1174\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eMYSTERY PACK OPTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"935\"\u003e🚽 1 Pack — Full price chaos: $2.50\u003cbr data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"966\"\u003e🚽🚽 3 Pack — Save a little because you clearly have excellent taste: $\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e6.75 ($2.25 each)\u003cbr data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e🚽🚽🚽 6 Pack — Bigger discount + duplicates possible: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e$12 ($2 each)\u003cbr data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003e🚽🚽🚽🚽 9 Pack — Max chaos gremlin energy + duplicates def possible: $\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e16.00 ($1.50 each)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003eBecause there are only 4 cat styles total, packs of 6 and 9 \u003cem data-start=\"1236\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003ewill likely include duplicates.\u003c\/em\u003e But honestly? That just means your bathroom cat army grows stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eIMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003e⚠️ Choking Hazard — Small Parts.\u003cbr data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003eNot intended for children under 3 years old. Please keep away from small children and pets who think everything is a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"alibaba","offers":[{"title":"1 Toilet Cat","offer_id":48307476332769,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack Toilet Cat","offer_id":48307476365537,"sku":null,"price":6.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 pack Toilet Cat","offer_id":48307476398305,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 pack Toilet Cat","offer_id":48307476431073,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0486\/8158\/2756\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-07at6.14.35AM.png?v=1778159764","url":"https:\/\/hilarioushumanitarian.com\/products\/mini-cat-on-toilet-surprise-pull","provider":"Hilarious Humanitarian","version":"1.0","type":"link"}