{"product_id":"moody-hippo-surprise-pull","title":"Moody Hippo Surprise Pull","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"160\"\u003e🦛 Tiny Moody Hippo\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"199\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eEmotionally Stable? No. Tiny? Yes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"274\"\u003eShe’s .75'' tall.\u003cbr data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"219\"\u003eShe’s hand-painted.\u003cbr data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"241\"\u003eShe’s judging you from your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eThese miniature resin hippos come in \u003cstrong data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"333\"\u003e3 dramatic poses\u003c\/strong\u003e and are ready to emotionally support your chaos, guard your plants, or sit in silent protest on your bookshelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eThey are small. They are glossy. They are mildly offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eChoose Your Tiny Menace:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"570\"\u003e🦛 \u003cstrong data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"570\"\u003eSitting \u0026amp; Processing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"605\"\u003e🦛 \u003cstrong data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eStanding \u0026amp; Ready to Argue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e🦛 \u003cstrong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eLoaf Mode (Existential Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eEach one measures approximately .75''\u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e x 4.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e and is \u003cstrong data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"719\"\u003ehand-painted\u003c\/strong\u003e, which means tiny variations may exist because we are not a soulless factory and neither is she.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e💸 Buy More. Build a Hippo Collective.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e1 Hippo – $1.50\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 Hippos\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003e$3.75\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003e6 Hippos - $6.75\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003e9 Hippos - $9.25\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eEach hippo bundle comes with a free mini water pond. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eDiscount automatically applied when you choose your bundle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eWe both know you're not stopping at one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e✨ The Fine Print (Because We Are Responsible Adults)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eMade from resin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1425\"\u003eApprox. 2cm x 4.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eHand-painted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003eTiny but powerful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1648\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003e⚠️ Not intended for small children.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003eThese are decorative trinkets, not toys. 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