{"product_id":"nobody-wants-your-sh-t-book","title":"Nobody Wants Your Sh*T Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eFree yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eThe Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eNobody Wants Your Sh*t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eLike a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eeventual\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003editch the d*mn indecision\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eget your sh*t together and feel fantastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003egive your busy family a f*cking break\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or just move your ass, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eNobody Wants Your Sh*t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e will help you take control of your f*cking life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47973167235297,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0486\/8158\/2756\/files\/Screenshot2026-02-13at12.29.25PM.png?v=1771014730","url":"https:\/\/hilarioushumanitarian.com\/products\/nobody-wants-your-sh-t-book","provider":"Hilarious Humanitarian","version":"1.0","type":"link"}