Only Want Equality and Not Payback Keychain

Blue metal keychain reads "After All Human History Men Should Be Glad We Only Want Equality and Not Payback" in engraved lettering.

Blue with white type.

Material: Metal

Laser engraved snarky feminism at its best

These keychains make great stocking stuffers, bachelorette party gifts, etc.

Brand: GetBullish

GetBullish began in 2013 as an advice column by Jennifer Dziura about women, careers, and entrepreneurship. As the column gained fans around the world, it was followed by an annual conference – and a capsule collection of feminist-focused totes, mugs, and accessories. As the brand grew, the product collection did as well, and Jennifer discovered that writing funny, trenchant slogans was at least as gratifying as writing articles. One night she printed a keychain with “We will dance on the graves of the patriarchy and drink the bitter tears of mediocre men” – and a little bit of history was made as thousands of women have snatched up those keychains and gifted them to friends. The company is 100% woman owned and operated.