Apply these hilariously realistic affirmations wherever you or anyone else may need an antidote to toxic positivity.

From the author of the nationally bestselling Disappointing Affirmations book and wildly popular Instagram account, the Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book features more than 100 stickers in a range of sizes, sayings, and designs to stick anywhere. With axioms that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned or all three at once these stickers offer a funny take on the inspirational language of a culture that insists that everyone try to remain upbeat in the face of a world that's clearly not okay and gives us permission to not be okay as well. Stick these subversive affirmations on laptops, water bottles, mugs, notebooks, fridge doors, luggage, bags, or in the corner of the mirror you look into every morning. Or gift the book to someone as a just-for-fun or sneaky self-help present. Have a panic attack. You've earned it.

POPULAR HUMOR AUTHOR: By Dave Tarnowski, bestselling author and visionary behind the two-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account.

THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations Pencil Set, Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar, and Disappointing Affirmations Deck. You won't be disappointed.