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Birthday Cards

Personalized Notes for No Extra Charge - For gift orders being sent directly to the recipient we are happy to hand-write in the card for you. Use the check box in the shopping cart that says "ADD A NOTE TO YOUR ORDER" or email us what you would like us to write at hello@hilarioushumanitarian.com.

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  1. Happy Birthday, You're #1 Card
    Happy Birthday, You're #1 Card
    $6.95
  2. Saddle Up, Mofos! It's My Cake Day Card
    Saddle Up, Mofos! It's My Cake Day Card
    $6.95
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  3. Holy Shitballs, It's Your Birthday Card
    Holy Shitballs, It's Your Birthday Card
    $6.95
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  4. This Is Frank And Midge Meyers. They Wish You A Wholesome Birthday Card
    This Is Frank And Midge Meyers. They Wish You A Wholesome Birthday Card
    $6.95
  5. On Your Birthday, Do Everything I Wouldn't Do Card
    On Your Birthday, Do Everything I Wouldn't Do Card
    $6.75
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  6. I Wish For A New World Order Governed By Smart, Empathic Women Card
    I Wish For A New World Order Governed By Smart, Empathic Women Card
    $6.95
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  7. Hey Slut Its Your Birthday Card
    Hey Slut Its Your Birthday Card
    $6.95
  8. Happy Birthday You Sparkly Little Shitshow Card
    Happy Birthday You Sparkly Little Shitshow Card
    $6.95
  9. Lets Party Raccoon Birthday Card
    Lets Party Raccoon Birthday Card
    $6.95
  10. Happy Birthday Hawks Card
    Happy Birthday Hawks Card
    $6.95
  11. Happy Birthday, Here's a Dick Pic Card
    Happy Birthday, Here's a Dick Pic Card
    $6.95
  12. Happy F*@king Birthday Card
    Happy F*@king Birthday Card
    $6.95
  13. Happy Birthday Oldemort Card
    Happy Birthday Oldemort Card
    $6.95
  14. Welcome To The Age Where You Just Stop Caring Card
    Welcome To The Age Where You Just Stop Caring Card
    $6.95
  15. Let The Record Show I Sent You A Card And Not A Text Card
    Let The Record Show I Sent You A Card And Not A Text Card
    $6.95
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  16. I Love Pickles- Yeah, No Shit. That's Why Your Cake Is Just A Pile Of Them Card
    I Love Pickles- Yeah, No Shit. That's Why Your Cake Is Just A Pile Of Them Card
    $6.95
  17. Look At Me Im A Birthday Cake Card
    Look At Me Im A Birthday Cake Card
    $6.95
  18. It's Your Birthday Be Hot And Do Whatever The F*ck You Want Card
    It's Your Birthday Be Hot And Do Whatever The F*ck You Want Card
    $6.95
  19. Happy Birthday Fuckin Bitch- I Think Those Clouds Are Spelling Something Out Card
    Happy Birthday Fuckin Bitch- I Think Those Clouds Are Spelling Something Out Card
    $6.95
  20. This Is Gonna Look Shockingly Bad Next To Your Other Cards Card
    This Is Gonna Look Shockingly Bad Next To Your Other Cards Card
    $6.95
  21. Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks! Card
    Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks! Card
    $6.95
  22. Damn Girl You Look Fine As F*ck Card
    Damn Girl You Look Fine As F*ck Card
    $6.95
  23. 5 Out Of 6 Cats Think You're A Cunt Card
    5 Out Of 6 Cats Think You're A Cunt Card
    $6.95
  24. Happy Birthday Cunt Card
    Happy Birthday Cunt Card
    $6.95
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