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Birthday Cards

Personalized Notes for No Extra Charge - For gift orders being sent directly to the recipient we are happy to hand-write in the card for you. Use the check box in the shopping cart that says "ADD A NOTE TO YOUR ORDER" or email us what you would like us to write at hello@hilarioushumanitarian.com.

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  1. I'd Give You A Bouquet Of Boners Except That'd Be Completely Horrifying In Real Life Card
    I'd Give You A Bouquet Of Boners Except That'd Be Completely Horrifying In Real Life Card
    $6.25
  2. Isn't It Weird How We're Tiny Specks Of Matter Floating Around Birthday Card
    Isn't It Weird How We're Tiny Specks Of Matter Floating Around Birthday Card
    $6.25
  3. Happy Birthday To A Badass Bitch Card
    Happy Birthday To A Badass Bitch Card
    $6.25
  4. Oh Shit...There Goes My Youth! Happy Birthday Card
    Oh Shit...There Goes My Youth! Happy Birthday Card
    $6.25
  5. C Is For Cunt Happy Birthday Card
    C Is For Cunt Happy Birthday Card
    $6.25
  6. Another Year Older Still A Little Bitch Card
    Another Year Older Still A Little Bitch Card
    $6.25
  7. Happy Birthday To My Fucking Bestie Card
    Happy Birthday To My Fucking Bestie Card
    $6.25
  8. Have A Super Chill Birthday Card
    Have A Super Chill Birthday Card
    $6.25
  9. Happy Birthday Congratulations On Turning "Simultaneously Paying For Student Loans And Saving For Retirement" Years Old. Let's Celebrate? Card
    Happy Birthday Congratulations On Turning "Simultaneously Paying For Student Loans And Saving For Retirement" Years Old. Let's Celebrate? Card
    $6.25
  10. There Are So Many Incredible Wonders In This World Card
    There Are So Many Incredible Wonders In This World Card
    $6.25
  11. Happy Birthday You Freakin' Goddess Card
    Happy Birthday You Freakin' Goddess Card
    $6.25
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  12. Happy Birthday Clown Possum Card
    Happy Birthday Clown Possum Card
    $6.25
  13. Birthday Cat Says...Please Fuck Off Card
    Birthday Cat Says...Please Fuck Off Card
    $6.25
  14. Wishing You A Totally Fuckin' Rad Birthday Card
    Wishing You A Totally Fuckin' Rad Birthday Card
    $6.25
  15. Capy Birthday Card
    Capy Birthday Card
    $6.25
  16. Today We Shall Eat Fancy Cake To Commemorate Your Ongoing Survival In This Dreadful World Card
    Today We Shall Eat Fancy Cake To Commemorate Your Ongoing Survival In This Dreadful World Card
    $6.25
  17. A Gun Rack? Birthday Card
    A Gun Rack? Birthday Card
    $6.25
  18. Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Card
    Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Card
    $6.25
  19. Motherfuck A Birthday Card
    Motherfuck A Birthday Card
    $6.25
  20. Blessed Be Your Birthday Card
    Blessed Be Your Birthday Card
    $6.25
  21. This Year For Your Birthday, I Promise Not To Hurl My Poo At Your Face Card
    This Year For Your Birthday, I Promise Not To Hurl My Poo At Your Face Card
    $6.25
  22. Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card
    Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch Card
    $6.25
  23. Your Birthday Is Irrelevant Card
    Your Birthday Is Irrelevant Card
    $6.25
  24. American Gothic Birthday Card
    American Gothic Birthday Card
    $6.25