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*Imperfectly Perfect* Disappointing Affirmations 2026 Calendar

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All “Imperfectly Perfect” discounted products are final sale due to damage to exterior packaging while in transit to our gift shop from a variety of our vendors. 

Each product’s damage varies from one “imperfectly perfect” product to another. For example: If the item is a book, the damage is typically on the corner of the book or the binding. Pages are all intact. 

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From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations 2026 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it!

But you probably won’t. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments.