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BTW You Came Out Of A Vag Today Card

  • $6.75
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The most scientifically accurate birthday greeting you'll ever give. 

Size: 4.5" x 6.25"

Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock

Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve 

Blank Inside

Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio

Crimson and Clover Studio stands for brutally honest humor, emotional authenticity, and saying the quiet part out loud. Founded by writer Rachel Khona after a messy breakup, the brand creates cards and gifts that feel more like a hilarious text from your funniest friend than a generic greeting. What makes them stand out is their mix of bold sarcasm, relatable chaos, and genuinely human moments—designed for people who cope with life by laughing through it.