Every “home sweet home” hides a little chaos. And sometimes that chaos is loud, messy, and involves glitter in places glitter should never be. This tea towel says what your farmhouse signs won’t: Bless This Shitshow of a Home.
Designed with the charm of vintage cross-stitch but the honesty of a group text rant, it features the phrase stitched across crisp white cotton, surrounded by cheerful red and blue flowers and climbing green vines.
At 19" x 25", it’s made of soft, absorbent cotton with a built-in hang loop, great for drying dishes, mopping up life’s little disasters, or just hanging there as a warning to guests who dare to expect serenity.
Perfect for kitchens where takeout menus outnumber utensils and laundry is more of a suggestion than a schedule. Sure, your home may be a bit of a disaster, but it’s a lovable, lived-in one, and this towel gets it.
