Give Me A Freakin' Drink Wooden Plant Stake

Water me or watch me wither.

These laser-engraved funny wooden plant markers make an adorable addition to your potted indoor plants or garden. Give your plants personality by choosing your favorite plant sayings! These make for the best gift to any plant lover as well! 

Made from Unfinished Baltic Birch PlyWood

Approximate Dimensions: 5.25" tall and 1/8” thick (width depends on how long the saying you choose is)

Each plant sign is one-of-a-kind, wood grain and color will vary slightly on each one which adds to the natural beauty and uniqueness of the wood! Darkness of etching may also vary slightly. Some stakes may have slight scorch marks on the back due to the laser process.

Brand: The Print Pantry

The Print Pantry creates cheerful, hand-drawn stationery, wood & paper goods designed to inspire creativity, organization, and everyday joy. Founded by artist Marissa, the brand offers thoughtfully designed products that add color, personality, and a little extra happiness to workspaces, journals, planners, and daily life. Perfect for stationery lovers, creative minds, and anyone who believes the little things can make a big difference.