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*Imperfectly Perfect* Emergency Affirmations Deck (Reduced Price)

  • $19.60
  • $28.00
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Please read before purchasing: 

All “Imperfectly Perfect” discounted products are final sale due to damage to exterior packaging while in transit to our gift shop from a variety of our vendors. 

Each product’s damage varies from one “imperfectly perfect” product to another.

By purchasing an imperfectly perfect product you are agreeing to the terms of this listing & fully understand that the exterior packaging will be imperfect due to damage sustained while in transit to us but that the actual product inside the packaging is damage free & useable. All imperfectly perfect products are final sale, helps Mother Earth by reducing waste & passed on the savings to you. 

Product Description: 

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.

They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.

Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.

The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” 

Cards measure 3.5” x 5”