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Fresh Out Of F*cks Not One Left Waffle Weave Kitchen Towel

  • $16.00
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Size: 16”x 24”

Super duper absorbant, cleans better, dries lightening fast

Where clean meets queen and humor blooms! This isn't just any dishcloth; it's a petal-pushing, dirt-sucking wonder that's filled with sass. With next-level absorbency that can soak up 7x its weight, it's the unique, kitsch must-have that's quick to dry and even quicker to draw a smile. Part of a vibrant bouquet of best sellers, this towel features freshness with a twist, and edges stitched with thick overlocking that promises durability. Every wipe whispers a funny 'fuck', bringing a burst of clever humor to the daily wipe-down.

Designed and Printed in the USA

Single Sided Print

High Performance Split Fiber

Brand Values: Woman Owned

Brand: Twisted Wares 

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy, a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed, mom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.