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F*ckity Plaid Illusion Kitchen Towel

  • $16.00
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Size: 16”x 24”

Super duper absorbant, cleans better, dries lightening fast

This dish towel is a masterpiece of stealth and wit—on the surface, it’s a chic, patterned kitchen essential, but up close, it’s a laugh riot with "Fuck Fuckity Fuck" slyly masquerading as stripes. Who knew cleaning could be so clever? It's not just about looks; this towel’s next-level absorbency means it can tackle a spill faster than you can curse at it. And it’s so soft and non-abrasive, your dishes might just thank you—if they could. With each wash, it fluffs up like a comedy act, ready for an encore.

This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, boasting a 7x weight absorbency rate that mops up spills like no other. Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

Designed and Printed in the USA

Single Sided Print

High Performance Split Fiber

Brand Values: Woman Owned

Brand: Twisted Wares 

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy, a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed, mom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.