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Dishes Suck Ass Kitchen Towel

  • $11.25
  • $16.00
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Size: 16”x 24”

Super duper absorbant, cleans better, dries lightening fast

Wipe up the monotony of dish duty with our towel that hilariously declares, "These Dishes Suck Ass". It’s the waffle weave sidekick that soaks up suds and sorrows, turning kitchen drudgery into a dishwashing comedy show!

This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, boasting a 7x weight absorbency rate that mops up spills like no other. Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

Designed and Printed in the USA

Single Sided Print

High Performance Split Fiber

Brand Values: Woman Owned

Brand: Twisted Wares 

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy, a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed, mom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.