Mystery Toilet Cat Figurine Surprise Pull
Tiny. Unhinged. Pooping? We don’t ask questions around here.
Meet the internet’s newest emotional support object: tiny cats sitting on toilets for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Each mystery pull includes a random resin toilet cat figurine from a collection of 4 different cats that will be either an orange, white, gray, or black cat. You don’t choose the cat. The cat chooses you. Like fate. But weirder.
Perfect for:
• Desk goblin decor
• Emotional support trinket shelves
• Weird little gifts for chaotic friends
• Tiny shrines dedicated to bathroom humor
• Judging you silently from across the room
THE DETAILS:
• Includes random mystery toilet cat figurine(s)
• Made from resin
• 4 cat styles total
• Colors/styles are assorted at random
• Figurines are tiny and ridiculously cute
• Each cat is seated proudly upon its porcelain throne
MYSTERY PACK OPTIONS:
🚽 1 Pack — Full price chaos: $2.50
🚽🚽 3 Pack — Save a little because you clearly have excellent taste: $6.75 ($2.25 each)
🚽🚽🚽 6 Pack — Bigger discount + duplicates possible: $12 ($2 each)
🚽🚽🚽🚽 9 Pack — Max chaos gremlin energy + duplicates def possible: $16.00 ($1.50 each)
Because there are only 4 cat styles total, packs of 6 and 9 will likely include duplicates. But honestly? That just means your bathroom cat army grows stronger.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
⚠️ Choking Hazard — Small Parts.
Not intended for children under 3 years old. Please keep away from small children and pets who think everything is a snack.
