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Nobody Wants Your Sh*T Book

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Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death CleaningNobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use.
 
Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your 
eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

 Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.