Reads, "Am I In Hell?" Am I In Hell? Jumbo Sticky Notes, the perfect desk accessory for anyone who has ever paused mid-Zoom meeting and thought, “Surely this is punishment for something I did in 2008.” This jumbo memo pad serves up existential dread with a side of sarcasm, featuring phrases that perfectly capture our collective spiral through late-stage capitalism. Whether you're doomscrolling, working, procrastinating, or simply vibing through the chaos, these notes let you process life one dramatic square at a time.
Features:
Jumbo 4" x 4" size—big enough for deep thoughts and daily despair
50 sheets of perfectly relatable doom
Phrases includes: - “Am I in hell” - “Oh look, the patriarchy” - “Wow a billionaire owns my data” - “I remember the Obama era like a fever dream” - “People are spreading 18th century diseases because they hate science” - “The plastics were never recyclable” - “No flying cars, just cybertrucks on fire” - “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
Great for work, school, journaling, or silently screaming into the void
Perfect gift for coworkers, chronically online friends, and anyone asking existential questions before noon
