Archtoad of Hatville Socks

As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Sock Specs: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch 

DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.

No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area 

One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves