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I'd Give You A Bouquet Of Boners Except That'd Be Completely Horrifying In Real Life Card

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OK, in theory a bouquet of boners sounds awesome but think about it a little longer and it'd actually be a nightmare.

Card reads, “I'd give you a bouquet of boners except that'd be totally horrifying IRL” 

Blank inside

Size: 5.5" x 4.25"

Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve

Brand: Your Gal Kiwi