Bag Of Wooden Fucks (50 count)
Finally... a bag of fucks to give.
Running low on fucks? We've got you covered.
Inside this delightfully unnecessary little bag are 50 tiny wooden "fucks" perfect for those rare occasions when you actually do have a few left to give.
Hand one to a coworker who's had a rough day. Leave one on your friend's desk. Toss one into a care package. Keep a stash in your purse, desk drawer, or glove compartment for emergencies.
Whether you're rationing your emotional bandwidth or generously distributing your remaining fucks, this little bag has you covered.
Please give responsibly. Supplies are limited.
Product Details
- Includes 50 miniature wooden "fucks"
- Made from lightweight unfinished wood
- Reusable novelty pieces
- Packaged in an organza bag
- A hilarious desk gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or just-because surprise
- Intended for laughs—not life advice
Great For
- Coworkers
- Best friends
- Therapists (who appreciate dark humor)
- Burnt-out adults
- Office gift exchanges
- Anyone constantly being asked to "give a fuck"
Disclaimer
These fucks contain no magical restorative properties and will not replenish your emotional reserves. Once given away, they are non-refundable.
Give responsibly.
⚠️ Warning: Choking hazard. Contains small parts. Not intended for children.