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Breathtaking Power Menopause Card

  • $6.00
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We think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great.

Blank inside

Size (4.25" x 5.5")

Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock

Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Card Reads: Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. On the other hand, there’s the breathtaking power of truly not giving a shit what anyone thinks anymore.