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Colette F*ck F*ck F*ck Stripe Illusion Waffle Weave Kitchen Towel

  • $16.00
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Size: 16”x 24”

Super duper absorbant, cleans better, dries lightening fast

This kitchen essential is the secret ingredient to any store shelf. At first glance, it's a classic striped dish towel, but get a little closer, and you’ll see it’s stitching up some sass with a “Fuck Fuck Fuck” in fine print. It's a unique blend of kitsch, charm, and not-giving-a-darn, making it a funny and clever necessity to any kitchen.

This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, boasting a 7x weight absorbency rate that mops up spills like no other. Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

Designed and Printed in the USA

Single Sided Print

High Performance Split Fiber

Brand Values: Woman Owned

Brand: Twisted Wares 

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy, a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed, mom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.