Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Socks
After a long day of bullshit, kick your feet up and relax… These will not only cushion your tired tootsies, they'll even complain for you, too!
Sizing: Our socks are unisex, one size fits most. They are a cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. They are wide ribbed socks that reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 14. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles.
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Machine wash cold, line dry
- Made in the USA
Brand: Gumball Poodle
What happens when a vintage T-shirt collector gets excited about an election? Gumball Poodle! Their Obama socks (the world's first presidential knee socks) garnered national press, and the brand was born! Gumball Poodle draws on bold colors, vintage style & the art of self-expression to produce fun socks that let you tell the world what you think without saying a word. Fun, high-quality socks, made in the USA.