Bitch Don't Lose Me Floating Keychain

Never sink your keys again. Our Floater Keychains are designed to keep your keys afloat so you can enjoy the water without the worry.

Made from buoyant, floating material and perfect for boaters, beach days, and lake adventures.

Featuring adorable designs with high-quality printing that won’t fade over time. 

Brand: Properly Improper

Properly Improper creates bold, unapologetic gifts and accessories that celebrate humor, individuality, and self-expression. Founded by a product designer with big retail experience, this independent brand encourages everyone to embrace who they are and live life on their own terms—no judgment, no rules.