This store requires javascript to be enabled for some features to work correctly.

Free Domestic Shipping For All Orders $80+
On Sale

F*ck F*ckity F*ck Stripe Illusion Flour Sack Tea Towel

  • $16.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.

This is our best selling tea towel that no matter how many times we order it, it always sells out within days. We are bringing it back for the 8 billionth time as a preorder.

It's an illusion! The stripes are made up of super tiny "fuckity fucks"! This sneaky dish towel is made from 100% flour sack cotton. And, it's a patented Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull thru the loop. They'll Hang Tight!

They're 26"x 26", pre-washed, pre-shrunk, lint-free, super absorbent, and eco-friendly screen printed. These explicit, snarky, sassy & fun tea towels make a perfectly unique gift! 

Brand: Twisted Wares 

Twisted Wares® is a reflection of its founder, Missy, a funny, sometimes foul-mouthed, mom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved in utility with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery; that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine the lasting value and the utility of well-made home accessories, and with fresh (and sometimes edgy) humor.