Here's that Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag
$9.00
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For when subtlety isn't your strong suit.

Size: 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"

Heavy-duty kraft paper construction for durability

Comfortable matching cotton twill handles

Sturdy square bottom design stands upright

Elegant gold foil imprint

Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio

Crimson and Clover Studio stands for brutally honest humor, emotional authenticity, and saying the quiet part out loud. Founded by writer Rachel Khona after a messy breakup, the brand creates cards and gifts that feel more like a hilarious text from your funniest friend than a generic greeting. What makes them stand out is their mix of bold sarcasm, relatable chaos, and genuinely human moments—designed for people who cope with life by laughing through it.