Here's that Dildo You Wanted Wine Bag

When wine gifting needs maximum shock value.

Premium sturdy black kraft paper construction

Wine bottle dimensions: 13.7" x 4.3" x 3.5" 

Elegant gold foil imprint 

Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio

Crimson and Clover Studio stands for brutally honest humor, emotional authenticity, and saying the quiet part out loud. Founded by writer Rachel Khona after a messy breakup, the brand creates cards and gifts that feel more like a hilarious text from your funniest friend than a generic greeting. What makes them stand out is their mix of bold sarcasm, relatable chaos, and genuinely human moments—designed for people who cope with life by laughing through it.