All “Imperfectly Perfect” discounted products are final sale due to damage to exterior packaging while in transit to our gift shop from a variety of our vendors.
Each product’s damage varies from one “imperfectly perfect” product to another. For example: If the item is a book, the damage is typically on the corner of the book or the binding. Pages are all intact.
By purchasing an imperfectly perfect product you are agreeing to the terms of this listing & fully understand that the exterior packaging will be imperfect due to damage sustained while in transit to us but that the actual product inside the packaging is damage free & useable. All imperfectly perfect products are final sale, helps Mother Earth by reducing waste & passed on the savings to you.
You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.
1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made: FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -You tried & won. -You tried & lost. -Participation award.
Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup!
Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything
Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor
