Mother Ducker Crew Socks
$14.00
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Warning: These socks contain fowl language. If you’ve ever wanted to strut around with a duck that gives zero quacks, congratulations, your oddly specific wish has been granted. Happy Impulse helped us hatch these, and they’re ready to waddle into your sock drawer and cause a little chaos. Slip them on and strut like you own the pond.

Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch

Double terry in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.

200N Thread Count for highest level of detail

Smooth seams

No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area

One Size Fits Most Humans

Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves