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My Last Fuck Novelty Gift

  • $12.00
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Bottle Jar Size: 3'' tall x 1'' wide

Wood Fuck Measures: .5'' tall x 2'' across

Wood Tag is laser engraved on a 1/16" piece of Sapele wood and tied on with a piece of jute. 

Are you about done with today.. and possibly tomorrow as well? Our Sealed "My Last Fuck" is exactly what you need. You will not waste your fuck on just any crisis. The lid is sealed on so you are not tempted to give a fuck. In case of emergency please break glass.