S'morbid Crew Socks
You know how sometimes when toasting a marshmallow it just gets a little too close to the fire? And flares up like a spectacular light show of sugary destruction? And gets all melty inside while the outside carbonizes like a warm version of our cold, black hearts? It's absolutely no one's fault when marshmallows get attacked by those beautiful flames (so pretty) but we felt it was time to pay tribute to our past victims... uh, sacrifices... I mean, our past deliciously fiery accidents. Look, we still use it to make the s'more, so nothing is wasted, like our ancestors using the entire animal.
Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
Double terry in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
Smooth seams
No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
One Size Fits Most Humans
Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves