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Well, Poopsy Noodles! Things Won't Always Be This Shitty Card

  • $6.25
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Card is blank inside

Professionally and digitally printed on sturdy, high quality card stock.

Size: 4.25'' x 5.5''

100% recycled kraft brown envelope with a peel and press seal.

Made in United States

Brand Values: Eco-friendly, Not on Amazon, Handmade, Woman-Owned

Brand: Bangs & Teeth 

Weird, fun, colorful cards & stickers that will never be sold on Amazon. Bangs & Teeth is a one-lady show based in Omaha along with my sidekick, Chippy the chihuahua mix. Bangs & Teeth strives to provide an edgy, fun alternative to the mass-produced, conservative, big box retail store paper goods. Bangs & Teeth's goal is to design cards in the most unHallmarky way possible, with originality and a twist of dark humor mixed with sweetness.