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Yes You're Old But At Least You Can Still Wip Your Own Ass Card

  • $4.95
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Celebrate aging with some light-hearted humor... This birthday card highlights the joys of getting older and reads "yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass... (for now)"

•  Size (4.25" x 5.5" folded).

• Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.

• Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.

• Blank inside