This listing is for one green mini emotional support dumpster fire
Everything’s fine. You’re fine. The world’s fine (…probably).
These tiny dumpster fires are here to remind you that sometimes life is a hot mess, but at least it can be a cute hot mess. Each one measures approx 1'' inch of pure chaotic energy, perfect for your desk, shelf, or as a little surprise gift for someone whose life is also… smoldering.
The image you presented in your advertising is very deceiving- and I feel like I was duped. I would never have paid this for ONE dumpster fire. This was supposed to be a birthday present for my best friend so that she could pass out dumpster fires (she is a principal at a middle school) to her teachers when they're having a "dumpster fire" bad day. Think this is kinda a rip on me. disappointed and frustrated.
I cannot wait to give one of these to my fellow admin in the office. Everyone comes to us with their problems. 99.9% are problems that they themselves created. We're gonna need bigger fire extinguishers. 😅
This shop has the cutest stuff! The emotional support dumpster is hilarious and my bestie will love it in her advent calendar. Definitely shopping here again!
well, I thought the little dumpster fires would be a little bit bigger (not that I’m looking for a bigger dumpster fire), but I threw a lipstick in there for scale. I laughed. It was like when the guys built Stonehenge for This is Spinal Tap and it showed up and they got the scale wrong.
Omg these are so awesome! They are cute and little! You can set them anywhere in your office or carry it around in your pocket. They make me happy just knowing they are in my pocket. I feel it and I think ‘same, girl, same’ and I giggle. Self care!