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For the days when you're staring at your screen wondering how capitalism trapped you indoors. This delightfully fed-up pen says exactly what your inner nature-loving goblin is screaming: “I should be frolicking in a forest but I’m here. wtf.” Perfect for daily planners, existential workplace journaling, or subtly letting your coworkers know you’d rather be talking to trees.
Writes in black ink
Made in the USA
Brand: Hilarious Humanitarian